1. O’Neills trousers
When is it appropriate to wear O’Neills? When you’re going to PE or knocking around college with a belter of a hangover.
They have no place on a grown man.
2. Ironic/nostaglic t-shirts
If you’re over 25, there is absolutely no reason to be wearing a t-shirt plastered with, like, Kermit the Frog or slogans like “Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls”.
Banish them to the past, please.
3. Jeans with a fabric belt
Just invest in a real belt.
For everyone’s sake.
4. Those jumpers with a fake shirt collar underneath
YOU’RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE EXCEPT YOURSELF.
5. Shoes with no socks
Fine when you’re in college and trying to affect a chill, cultured vibe, but if you’re over the age of 25, it’s time to give in and wear a pair of bloody socks.
You heard us.
6. Bantersaurus accessories like this…
Archbishop of Banterbury, are you? Take off the damn glasses.
7. Bucket hats
Are you a toddler trying to protect your head on the beach? No? Then take off the bucket hat.
8. A vest with low cut sides
You’re not on holidays in Thailand, lad.
We live in Ireland. Cover up your ribs.
9. T-shirts designed to show off how “intelligent” you are
If you’re really intelligent and witty, you don’t need your t-shirt to do the talking for you. Keep that in mind next time you feel tempted to buy a “funny” t-shirt about chemistry or whatever.
10. Bootcut jeans
In fairness, nobody under the age of 25 should be wearing these either.
BURN THE BOOTCUT JEANS.
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